Comments on: Gentlemen (and -women), Start Your Captions!

By: Patrica Tuttle

Patrica Tuttle — Wed, 19 May 2010 00:22:33 +0000

right….and my name is Wilma!

By: Vickster Carsten

Vickster Carsten — Tue, 11 May 2010 00:15:09 +0000

“You’ve gotta expect a couple of glitches when you build from a sketch rather than plans”

“It was easy getting IN this thing, but I really hate to think of unwinding and getting OUT again.”

By: Will C

Will C — Thu, 06 May 2010 22:56:20 +0000

It was all fun and games untill the airbag went off…

By: Kelly Craig

Kelly Craig — Wed, 05 May 2010 01:53:19 +0000

My chiropractor assured me this will help.

By: wood-n-guy

wood-n-guy — Thu, 29 Apr 2010 00:45:34 +0000

Senior art director ?? Don’t quit your day job !!

By: James Moore

James Moore — Thu, 29 Apr 2010 00:27:12 +0000

Matt never did get over his love affair for the Scout’s Pine Derby Race.

Laugh all you want, but it gets *great* mileage.

The EPA decided to hold hearings concerning possible greenhouse gas emissions from the WWJ Sports Car.

WWJ Racing, sponsored by Dr. Scholl’s, Icy Hot, and Bush’s Baked Beans.

I couldn’t find space for airbags, so in the event of a crash, aim for something soft.

By: Ray Peele

Ray Peele — Wed, 21 Apr 2010 12:09:26 +0000

” It’s a little cramped, but the MPG is GREAT!!”
or
“But Honey. It was on sale!”
or
“Next project…The Batmobile!”
or
“I’ll show that bully, Ralph. I’m gonna run over his skateboard!”

By: Patrica Tuttle

Patrica Tuttle — Sun, 18 Apr 2010 21:22:34 +0000

Mrs Smith, I think Johnny has taken enough of the human growth hormone. Just how big did you want him to get?

By: TexasTed

TexasTed — Wed, 14 Apr 2010 23:49:37 +0000

“Just won the Indy!!”

By: David Slaughter

David Slaughter — Tue, 13 Apr 2010 02:55:08 +0000

Honest Officer, I didn’t know this thing would go that fast!

By: John Gailey

John Gailey — Thu, 08 Apr 2010 17:57:19 +0000

I never heard of HGH

By: ken

ken — Thu, 08 Apr 2010 17:10:03 +0000

Man, I have to get into a larger racing series!

By: Eric

Eric — Thu, 08 Apr 2010 15:07:55 +0000

This wet wood really shrunk as it dried

Is this what that book meant when it talked about wood expanding and contracting?

By: Dave Ray

Dave Ray — Thu, 08 Apr 2010 14:41:10 +0000

Honey, do I look fat in this?

By: Kevin Downes

Kevin Downes — Thu, 08 Apr 2010 06:29:04 +0000

“Who needs renewable energy sources??? I just need to find a big hill!! Wheeeeeeeee!!!!!!”

By: DR

DR — Thu, 08 Apr 2010 06:17:58 +0000

Yeah, I’ll drive there but I REFUSE to drive home from my colonoscopy in this car.

Honest, officer! I AM trying to get my license and registration.

By: Robert Guidry

Robert Guidry — Thu, 08 Apr 2010 04:03:52 +0000

I will be glad when Toyota gets their problems straight so I can get my car back

By: Patrick

Patrick — Thu, 08 Apr 2010 01:36:02 +0000

ohhhhh the plans WERE in Metric!

“Son, if you want your own blue-with-yellow-stripes, pedal-powered racing car, then MAKE YOUR OWN, THIS ONES MINE!!! I MADE IT!!!

Life was hard for the world’s tallest man…

These new electric cars don’t have much legroom…

VOLVO: Creating tiny cars for average sized humans, with steering wheels in awkward places…

that is all for now…

By: Dave

Dave — Thu, 08 Apr 2010 01:18:50 +0000

OK. I’ve heard they made some compromises for those new government fuel regulations, but this is ridiculous.

By: Jppickett

Jppickett — Wed, 07 Apr 2010 21:41:42 +0000

That’s the last time I’ll let accounting book me a rental car!

By: Michael Heath

Michael Heath — Wed, 07 Apr 2010 21:17:09 +0000

“MOM, Dad won’t let me have my turn!”

By: Ron Grover

Ron Grover — Wed, 07 Apr 2010 20:57:21 +0000

What do you mean, 1/2″=1′ scale?