MITER MAN

(Sung to the tune of "Spider Man")

Miter-man, Miter-man
Does whatever a backsaw can
Cuts those angles, any size
Cuts them faster than normal guys
Look out! Here comes the Miter-man

Is he strong? Listen, Bud!
He's got sawdust in his blood
Can he frame up a bed?
He just swings his hammer-head
Hey there, there goes the Miter-man!

Woodfill is a fright
It's a shame, it's a crime
If it's framed up right
He's the one every time

Miter-man, Miter-man
Friendly neighborhood Miter-man
Cut-off saws he'll ignore
To him they're just a bore

To him, angles are a bang-up
Where frames are needing hang-up
You'll find the Miter-man!