As I age (like fine wine, of course), I really should be using those “cheater” glasses to read tiny print on things like plans, tape measures, and the like. But I don’t wanna be a four-eyes! I wanna look cool! So I decided to be just like the cool kids with their selfie sticks and put this technology to work for me. A yardstick, a bit of glue, and voila! I’m still too cool for school.
– Suave R. Faire