Leave the Mess Alone with Gluing Drone

Leave the Mess Alone with Gluing Drone

Glue. It’s so … sticky. Who wants to mess with that mess?

Now, thanks to modern technology, you don’t have to. Just rely on the Slap-Dash Drone from Zelmer’s. It comes preprogrammed to carry your project from a dry-fit stage to glued-up and ready for clamps! It can dispense epoxy, cyanoacrylate, or hide glue as it flits and floats around your project, doing its android best to shuffle the pieces together. Just press a button, kick back and relax as you put your full and implicit trust in something with a robotic brain to complete your highly complex project. The future is now, folks! Retails for $999.99.

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