Gotta Clever Cabinet Saw Caption?

When Field Editor Chris Marshall sent us this photo of the collection of Cabinet Saws in his shop preparing for the review you’ll find in our February issue, the completely ridiculous image just begged for a fun caption.

My entry? “A cabinet saw bomb went off in my shop!”

Got a better one?  Leave it in the Comments section and let’s see what our clever readers can come up with!

Matt Becker
Content Coordinator

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About Matt Becker

Matt Becker is the Content Coordinator for Woodworker's Journal and manages much of our online content. While very much a novice when it comes to woodworking, Matt is a fan of anything creative and "home-made", such as home-brewed beer, home-roasted coffee, and his home-built road bicycle.

97 thoughts on “Gotta Clever Cabinet Saw Caption?

  1. Sniffing the thinners will usually leave you seeing double or even triple… in this case, there was more than one bottle open…

    or

    Why, when looking for a hammer, can you always find everything BUT the HAMMER!!

    or

    When Chris was done using the company credit card on New Years Eve, he knew he would one day live to regret the drunken purchases…

    or

    Where’s the machine that goes PING?!

    that’s all :)

  2. Wait: I could swear Rob said “I need a budget for 10 shots of a table saw…” NOT “I need a budget for 10 table saws in a shot.”

  3. Proof positive why Chris needs his 20-ft.-long Starrett straightedge: Must square all table saws to walls and to one another before testing can begin!

  4. I am Thinking, IF I could get the Dust collector out, I might just be able to get myself a much needed table saw in here.
    ———-

    Eenie Meenie Minie Moe
    ————-

    On Your Mark – Get Set – GO

  5. ” Those of you who are working in a smaller shop may be able to perform this same operation with only 5 table saws. Although be warned it will require additional setup time.”

  6. And that’s how, with a few minor adjustments, you can turn a regular cabinet saw into seven cabinet saws

  7. I dreamed that I was in saw Heaven, then I remembered that I was supposed to give Chris’s picture a name.

  8. Where do good woodworkers go when they die?

    ***

    There must be thousands of them… millions… What are they doing?

    It looks like they’re getting ready for an invasion.

    ***

    One too many beers from the shop fridge gave Ellis quadruple vision.

  9. “Do you see what we saw?”
    or
    “Dang, I guess I should have only sent one letter to Santa!”
    or
    “To saw,,, the impossible dream”

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  11. When we’re done testing all these fine cabinet saws, Mr. Dennis Hayslip of Weatherford, Texas gets to pick whichever one he wants for his very own! Congratulations Dennis!

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