When Field Editor Chris Marshall sent us this photo of the collection of Cabinet Saws in his shop preparing for the review you’ll find in our February issue, the completely ridiculous image just begged for a fun caption.
My entry? “A cabinet saw bomb went off in my shop!”
Got a better one? Leave it in the Comments section and let’s see what our clever readers can come up with!
Matt Becker
Content Coordinator
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Tags: Power Tools, Table Saw
OK, all set! Now, if only I had a table saw…
We will now prove that any joint can be made with a table saw alone!
Tired of making blade changes, Joe equips his shop with a saw for each application.
Waddaya know? You really CAN have too many saws!
What are those funny things covering the tops of the saw blades?
Kirk to Engineering: the transporter is stuck on “Copy” again
where’s the wood..
Sniffing the thinners will usually leave you seeing double or even triple… in this case, there was more than one bottle open…
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Why, when looking for a hammer, can you always find everything BUT the HAMMER!!
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When Chris was done using the company credit card on New Years Eve, he knew he would one day live to regret the drunken purchases…
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Where’s the machine that goes PING?!
that’s all
In the new workshop, space was a bit of a saw point!!
Do you think the wife will buy this one?
Hey! SawStop’s cheating. He brought his own dust collector!
now where did I put that universal blade changing wrench?
Measure once, cut seven times!
The table saw class was great… until we got to the 4×8 sheets of plywood.
The guy on the Powermatic was lucky.
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…we’re gonna need a bigger shop.
You just can’t leave those things alone in the dark.
Perhaps your wondering why I have asked you here today?
Wait: I could swear Rob said “I need a budget for 10 shots of a table saw…” NOT “I need a budget for 10 table saws in a shot.”
Now this…. is a real heavy metal group.
Proof positive why Chris needs his 20-ft.-long Starrett straightedge: Must square all table saws to walls and to one another before testing can begin!
Just two more, and I’ll have enough for the entire cabinetmaking class!
That shop is a cut above the rest.
…and whatever you do, DON’T feed them after midnight!!!
I am Thinking, IF I could get the Dust collector out, I might just be able to get myself a much needed table saw in here.
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Eenie Meenie Minie Moe
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On Your Mark – Get Set – GO
and then I woke up and realized it was just a dream.
I’m gonna need a bigger dust collector!
See saw, see saw, see saw, see saw, etc.
TABLESAW….. We don’t need no steenkin tablesaw
To close for comfort
” Those of you who are working in a smaller shop may be able to perform this same operation with only 5 table saws. Although be warned it will require additional setup time.”
Table Saw what Table Saw?? –Luke–
And that’s how, with a few minor adjustments, you can turn a regular cabinet saw into seven cabinet saws
Cabinet saws of the world, UNITE!
Boy You’ve got one great wife!!!
I dreamed that I was in saw Heaven, then I remembered that I was supposed to give Chris’s picture a name.
Where do good woodworkers go when they die?
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There must be thousands of them… millions… What are they doing?
It looks like they’re getting ready for an invasion.
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One too many beers from the shop fridge gave Ellis quadruple vision.
“Do you see what we saw?”
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“Dang, I guess I should have only sent one letter to Santa!”
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“To saw,,, the impossible dream”
The graduating class of Table Saws
eenie, meenie, minee, mo….
which one has a blade ready to go…
Those saws reproduced quicker than rabbits..
Too saw, or not to saw…
March of the cabinet saws!
All those table saws………….and so little wood to cut.
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Hey mom, where`s the wood?
When we’re done testing all these fine cabinet saws, Mr. Dennis Hayslip of Weatherford, Texas gets to pick whichever one he wants for his very own! Congratulations Dennis!
Why not? My wife does the same thing with shoes….
The saws huddled trying to chose a leader…
“Circular, Dude!”
Oh what goes on at night when the lights are out and the humans have gone.
So many saws… so little time…