Gotta Clever Cabinet Saw Caption?

January 4th, 2010 by

When Field Editor Chris Marshall sent us this photo of the collection of Cabinet Saws in his shop preparing for the review you’ll find in our February issue, the completely ridiculous image just begged for a fun caption.

My entry? “A cabinet saw bomb went off in my shop!”

Got a better one?  Leave it in the Comments section and let’s see what our clever readers can come up with!

Matt Becker
Content Coordinator


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97 Responses to “Gotta Clever Cabinet Saw Caption?”

  1. Tim says:

    Cloning gone awry!

  2. I see Penn easily taking Hughes, Kos, and more than likely fitch at WW.

  3. daniel mackintosh says:

    laugh if you want, i could have collected boyd’s bears.

  4. BARRY WHITE says:


  5. Eric says:

    I came, I saw, I conquered.

  6. “Finally my cabinet saw collection is complete! Now I just need to learn how to use them!” –The Evil Rich Hobbyist

  7. Chet Kloss says:

    First saw takes it down to 6 inches, next one to 5, then 4…, and eventually, A TOOTHPICK!

  8. Paul says:

    I came, I saw, I cut.

  9. Mackenzie Moore says:

    The first saw was too weak…the second saw required Phase 3…the third saw was just right.

  10. Lamar says:

    Ok Sir can you pick out the saw that cut your finger out of the line up. Take your time they can’t see you.

  11. Laura Mitchell says:

    On a dare, Chris Marshall attempted to build realistic wooden replicas of cabinet saws in his workshop. Can you guess which one is the real saw?

  12. Finally, a saw for every day of the week. Now I need a pony!

  13. Jim Jordan says:

    Well whada ya know! Elevating saws does make it easier to sight the cut line. I tried it on every brand and model! Sure beats stepping in and out of that hole in front of the saw. Short people rejoice!!!!

  14. John Greco says:

    When Chris showed his wife the invoice for the Unisaw, she filed for divorce. In a fit of spite, he quickly emptied their bank accounts and thought “I’ll show her!”

  15. Mackenzie Moore says:

    I’m gonna need a bigger piece of wood.

  16. Mike Gilbreath says:

    I said “Go back and buy the seven Cabinets we Saw last week for the garage”.

  17. Rennie Heuer says:

    I just couldn’t decide which one I wanted, so….

  18. Philip "LessDigits" Mielke says:

    Rip,rip,rip,rip,, crosscut.

  19. Steve says:

    Now class, today our lesson is in “ripping”. Put away your miter gauges and take out your fences. No, Skil, you aren’t required to do today’s lesson.

  20. bill simpson says:

    I came, I conquered, Therefore I Saw.

  21. Mike Erdmanczyk says:

    Is there some place i can cut this board?

  22. Apparently he misunderstood the concept of “gang ripping”.

  23. Patricia Tuttle says:

    What could I do? They were ALL on sale!

  24. Patricia Tuttle says:

    Now that I’m done shopping for saws can someone show me where the drills are?

  25. Patricia Tuttle says:

    Well, I bought the saws they recommended in the Woodworker’s Journal Magazine. Now what do I do?

  26. Patricia Tuttle says:

    OK, son. Let’s go looking for a forest now.

  27. Patricia Tuttle says:

    It’s just like shoes…the more you have the happier you are.

  28. Patricia Tuttle says:

    Sometimes you just get lucky and find the right pair of rabbit saws. Then a couple of weeks later, this is what you get…do you have any idea I’ve already given away?

  29. Patricia Tuttle says:

    Om my, where will I store all the accessories I need to get for these saws??

  30. Wakter_Lars says:

    there I finally got more toys er tools than Norm …er what to you mean He retired ? hmm I guess that makes Me king of the Neanderthals !!!!! its GOOD to be the King !

  31. Ed Rathgeber says:

    Now that’s what I call PRODUCTION set-up ?????

  32. Dan Valleskey says:

    My name is Dan, and I am a Saw-aholic.

  33. Clay Baldwin says:

    If you pan around the rest of the shop you’ll see my 8 Jointers, 7 drill presses, 6 lathes, …. and a Bird feeder in a pear tree

  34. Gary says:

    I just hate changing blades !!

  35. Paul says:

    “Ok, George take the mirrors down the shoot is over.”

  36. Paul says:

    Polygamy wood shop ” Oh no, I need one more saw for Sarah!”

  37. Torch02 says:

    SawStop, Jet, Laguna, PowerMatic… their powers combine to form Captain Cabinet Saw!

  38. Mike Borachok says:

    Now I not only have one for each blade, but all the common angles also. Setup is now a rare occurence.

  39. Richard O'Brien says:


  40. Wakter_Lars says:

    Welcome Dan V your not alone and the coffee pot is over there

  41. Matt Pollard says:

    No, this is not a gang saw, this is more like a gang of saws.

  42. Bob Champlin says:


  43. Does anyone have this guys’ address,as I am missing my panel saw?

  44. Mike says:

    Jay Leno’s other obsession—>

  45. Jackie Nettles says:

    “What would NORM do”

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